12.You Had Too Much To Drink
You know what baby？ you startin to look good
You startin to look real good
You startin to remind me of that superstar - paula abdul
Nah guys, y'know？ i can drive myself home man
That ain't gonna be no problem
I drive better when i feel nice (p： are you sure man？)
Are you kidding me man？
That stuff in there, that stuff in there taste like fruit punch
I could drink that all night
Chorus： repeat 4x
＊ police siren sound ＊
Ah excuse me, can i see your license and registration please？
I don't have my license registration right now
But if you give me a chance, i can go home and get it
Oh what are you a wiseguy son？
No i don't mean to be a wiseguy officer
The honest truth, what really happened is
I just came from a plane from dominican republic
By the time i got to motor vehicle, motor vehicle was closed
Oh it was closed？
Yeah it was closed
Oh what's your name son？
My name is frankie nato, but my friends, they call me frank b
How bout you officer - whatchu call yourself？
Oh this guy's a real wiseguy
Who's the young lady in the passenger seat？
You don't know who that is？ that's a superstar
Paula abdul, say hi paula
Oh yeah that's paula abdul？
Have you been drinkin son？
Oh no i don't drink man, the only thing i drink is fruit punch
Ok son you wanna turn your car off
And leave the keys in the ignition and come with me please？
Where we goin officer？
I want you to come sit in the backseat
And blow in this tube for me please
Wait a minute, i ain't no faggot
I never blow anything in my life, and don't plan to
How bout you officer - you blowin anything？
Just blow into the tube son
Okay okay man ＊ blows into the tube ＊
Oh what's this man？ two point oh？
Oh guns'n'roses dude!
You might as well get ？
Cause you goin downtown sonny, you're drunk!
So whatchu tryin to tell me officer？
You tryin to tell me that that machine, tell me i'm drunk man？
Somethin wrong with that machine
That machine need a good fixin man
That's what i think officer
No you know what i think son？
I think you need a good lawyer
Let me tell you officer, i have a lawyer
My lawyer is so good, so so good
And by the time he's finished witchu, you gonna be workin in
alaska
So dress warm, as a matter of fact
I suggest you go out and buy yourself a sheepdog
Cause it gets bitterly cold out there
Chorus
Oh, oh god, just let me get through this last one
If you let me make it
If you let me make it through the night god
I promise i'll never have another drink again
I'll never drink again, as long as i live
＊ pukes several times ＊
Chorus
You overdid it
Hey yo this is epmd tellin you not to drink and drive
Cause ain't nuttin cool about chillin in a coffin six feet under
Youknowwhati'msayin？
Yo, this is frank b
And learn from others mistakes homes!
And don't let peer pressure get to you
Cause it costs you, or your life, or somebody else's life
In the long run
And it's like that
And if you don't believe you can get the bozack
See-ya!
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